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USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 17:30:51 +1000

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

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Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:31:48 +1000

Stephen Colbert on Oreo’s “Gay” Cookie Agenda

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davidout-sortir: ALWAYS REBLOG.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:26:00 +1000

davidout-sortir:

ALWAYS REBLOG.

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one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:21:58 +1000

one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

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"In writing, don’t use adjectives which merely tell us how you want us to feel about the thing you..."

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 23:03:53 +1000

“In writing, don’t use adjectives which merely tell us how you want us to feel about the thing you are describing. I mean, instead of telling us a thing was “terrible,” describe it so that we’ll be terrified. Don’t say it was “delightful”; make us say “delightful” when we’ve read the description. You see, all those words (horrifying, wonderful, hideous, exquisite) are only like saying to your readers, “Please will you do my job for me.””

- C. S. Lewis on writing, taken from a letter to a fan, 1956 - Letters of Note (via kristinmarshall)

(via writerchatter)

lacigreen: fuckyeahsexeducation: *Ignore the...

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 23:15:55 +1000

lacigreen:

fuckyeahsexeducation:

*Ignore the gendering

^^

vouching for butting in, lady godiva, g spa, and swan dive ;D

tehadorkableone: NigaHiga <3

Sat, 30 Jun 2012 23:00:46 +1000

tehadorkableone:

NigaHiga <3

lacigreen:

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:41:00 +1000

lacigreen:

lacigreen: suchwonderfulthings: “Mr. Grey positioned the lamp...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:29:02 +1000

lacigreen:

suchwonderfulthings:

“Mr. Grey positioned the lamp at the entrance of my lamp. He then began to lamp his lamp up my lamp lamp. “LAMP,” I cried in pure lamp lampety lamp lamp. “LAMP LAMP” he retorted thuggishly, like the lamp lamp he lampy lamp lamp lamp.”

my favorite part was when he lamps her lamp lampily….

lacigreen: wallysdick: “girls have to shave beca-“ “if you’re a girl shave your-“ “girls with...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:06:04 +1000

lacigreen:

wallysdick:

“girls have to shave beca-“

“if you’re a girl shave your-“

“girls with body hair are gro-“

*EDIT: I fucked up! I am so sorry for conflating having a penis with being a man. It was a cissexist oversight on my part that I totally should have caught! This could and does happen if you are a girl with a penis. Body hair policing happens across genders, though the dynamics for each is demonstrably different.

lacigreen: hahahaha (there may be better ways to handle it...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 19:00:06 +1000

lacigreen:

hahahaha

(there may be better ways to handle it but….)

=D

lacigreen: fastforwardpauseplay: bbbaaaaahhhhhh: kripke-is-my-...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:59:50 +1000

lacigreen:

fastforwardpauseplay:

bbbaaaaahhhhhh:

kripke-is-my-king:

“How come he don’t want me, man?”

From what I’ve heard, Will Smith’s father actually left him. This wasn’t entirely scripted. Will went off on his own rant, and the hug at the end was genuine.

His character was just supposed to shrug off his dad leaving again and he starts to but then Will goes off script. That whole speech is coming entirely from him. The hug at the end is also genuine, actor to actor not character to character.

God, I will never stop loving Will Smith.

lacigreen: i typically try not to stifle affection but then...

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 18:57:43 +1000

lacigreen:

i typically try not to stifle affection

but then next thing you know you’re hanging out and they start humping each other next to you